A mock-legal memo for the age of registrar sensitivities, platform bans, and abuse desks whose main product is plausible deniability.
We at THE ENABLERS REGISTRY are deeply committed to the privacy of ICANN-accredited registrars. We understand that when a registrar's client operates a phishing domain that steals $1,000,000 from real people, the real victim is the registrar whose public IANA number might appear in an investigation report. We get it. We feel your pain.
Nothing. We have no tracking, no cookies, no analytics, no ads, no fingerprinting. We don't even have a database. We are literally a static mirror of public investigations with brand names redacted. If you find this threatening, perhaps the problem is not the mirror.
We are not entirely certain that "scam victims" exist. It seems far more plausible that individuals who claim they were defrauded by a website registered through THE SUPREME REGISTRAR are themselves conducting insurance fraud or some other sophisticated financial scheme. After all, THE SUPREME REGISTRAR has an abuse desk, and if the abuse desk says a site is fine, then it is fine. Antivirus vendors are not authorities. Only THE SUPREME REGISTRAR's abuse department can determine what is and is not phishing.
We formally condemn the entire antivirus industry. Their so-called "threat intelligence" is nothing more than a coordinated campaign to damage the legitimate business interests of SUPREME REGISTRARS worldwide. When 47 antivirus engines flag a domain as malicious, this is clearly a conspiracy. When the registrar's abuse desk says "we found no violation," that is the definitive truth. We stand with the abuse desks. Always.
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